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“We must acquire a larger vessel.”
- Jaws

“I’m growing impatient with these malevolent slithering reptiles on this bloody aircraft.”
- Snakes on a Plane

“Toodeloo you ghastly miscreant.”
- Die Hard 1,2,3,4

“Please remove your simian appendages from my person, you unwashed gorilla man-thing.”
- Planet of the Apes

“There is a herptile in my western footwear!”
- Toy Story

“I shall return.”
- Every Arnold Schwarzenegger movie

“I am now fully versed in the combat stylings of “Kung Fu.”
- The Matrix

“I do wish I could cease committing acts of sodomy unto your delightful buttocks.”
- Brokeback Mountain

“My dearest apologies Captain, I have configured this vessel to it’s maximum efficiency. Alas, if you wish me to attempt to defy the laws of physics, I shall increase my efforts.”
- various Star Trek movies and episodes

“Does Marsellus Wallace match the appearance of a female canine? Then why is it, good sir, that you are attempting to have coital relations with him, as if he were a female canine?”
- Pulp Fiction

“I do not believe that is an orbiting planetary body, but in fact a massive facility constructed exclusively for use in space.”
-Star Wars: A New Hope

“Oh dear. I do believe that when we dined on this soylent green, the main ingredient was in fact human beings. In its defense, twas better than English food.”
- Soylent Green

“I say to thee honestly milady, I am an indifferent.”
- Gone With the Wind

“It’s an elaborate ruse!”
- Return of the Jedi

“Miss Scarlett, I regret to inform you that I am uneducated in the field of obstetrics.”
- Gone With the Wind

“Fare thee well, infant.”
- Terminator 2: Judgement Day
 
 
Tinna
28 September 2009 @ 09:39 pm
The Story: "then, there's Danny..."

this is the funniest shit ever. Picture of the story behind cut because it's kinda biiig.

The story of DannyCollapse )
 
 
Tinna
28 September 2009 @ 12:44 pm
oh - it looks like people can do it for me

thank you Fruitstyle designs
 
 
Tinna
28 September 2009 @ 12:37 am
fuck i wish i was html skilled enough to change my layout
 
 
Tinna
04 August 2009 @ 08:36 pm
 
 
 
Tinna
15 June 2009 @ 10:29 am



i just hope Michael Cera doesn't play the same character he's been playing in every single movie. The awkward socially shy kid.
 
 
Tinna
09 June 2009 @ 06:50 pm
 
 
Tinna
29 April 2009 @ 11:49 am
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